Friday, January 22, 2010

FUNNY LAWS THAT GIUDE US!


~*~GO VIKINGS~*~

FUNNY LAWS THAT GUIDE US!

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. (this is a common occurrence in locksmithing)
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio Mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or improve it.

I am back!!!
Thought you might like a good laugh....If your weather is anything like ours here in Minnesota, than you could sure use it....

WEDDINGS!!!LOTS OF WEDDINGS!!!
Grandson got married on December 5th in PA....My daughter Ellen had a big wedding on December 12th and then another grandson got married January 1st in Vegas.

My grandson Jason, his new wife Neha, my daughter Ellen (Jason's mother) and her new husband Barry and Neha's mother & brother.

Had 6 birthdays in December and of course that little thing called Christmas...My ebay business was booming also, so packages to wrap and ship....So now you'll know why I have been absent...Thanks for all the wonderful emails you sent me...I was very touched.

Happy New Year to everyone!

10 comments:

Lafe's Hidden Treasures said...

this is so true! Great post.

Suzanne-Poplar Street Prims said...

Good to see you back Sue!

Rooster Inn Primitives said...

Hi Sue

Was wondering where you were. though maybe you went away for the month for holidays. Sounds like you were really busy. Nice to see you back.

Hugs
Pam

Domestic Goddess said...

Hi I am so glad you are back. I was getting a bit worried. What beautiful Pic of the bridal couple!

nancy huggins said...

Yes..you have been busy..December is a very busy time of year and even more so when you have so many family things happening.
We did miss you but we do understand that life has many other challenges...I love reding your blog and have you on my blog roll so I can keep up with you when you have a new post.
Spring is on it's way here in AL and will be heading North real soon..I promise :)

~Tonya said...

Those are all so true, Sue. I chuckled at most of them. Nice to see you back.

You sure have been one busy gal. Lots of weddings and birthdays.

Glad your business was booming. And yes, it has been cold here in, Mn and we sure can use some smiles and laughs.

Take care.
~Tonya

appleberrycottage said...

Gorgeous wedding photo! The waterfall in the background is stunning!
Laura

purensimple said...

Hi Sue, what an action packed month you had! So glad to see you're back. I've missed your yummy recipes! Have a great 2010!!!Hugs Theresa

Cathy said...

So glad you are back, Sue! Missed you :) How about those Viking?:) wow! I have a little bit of mixed feelings, because I'm a (misplaced & very homesick) Wisconsinite!! LOL!! but the ole Vikings are lookin' good this year!

Jonthy, Alice the uppity white cat's babysitter said...

You're back Sue. I'm glad. I don't want to worry about you!