FUNNY LAWS THAT GIUDE US!

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FUNNY LAWS THAT GUIDE US!

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. (this is a common occurrence in locksmithing)
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio Mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or improve it.

I am back!!!
Thought you might like a good laugh....If your weather is anything like ours here in Minnesota, than you could sure use it....

WEDDINGS!!!LOTS OF WEDDINGS!!!
Grandson got married on December 5th in PA....My daughter Ellen had a big wedding on December 12th and then another grandson got married January 1st in Vegas.

My grandson Jason, his new wife Neha, my daughter Ellen (Jason's mother) and her new husband Barry and Neha's mother & brother.

Had 6 birthdays in December and of course that little thing called Christmas...My ebay business was booming also, so packages to wrap and ship....So now you'll know why I have been absent...Thanks for all the wonderful emails you sent me...I was very touched.

Happy New Year to everyone!